My cat fancies herself self a detective, patiently staking out various neighborhood criminals like jailbirds and dirty rats. The new caper is a case she calls The Cat Who Sneaks Into The Yard At Night And Plays With Her Toys. Last night she waited in the window for the feline felon to appear. Would have solved the case had she not been momentarily distracted by a ball of string. Stupid stupid string, it has always been her McGuffin.