A DREAM JOB

It was Martin Baker’s first day on the job as a guide with Dream Tours. He loaded the bus with tourists, placed the microphone to his lips and began. As they drove through the streets of Hollywood, Martin told the visitors his recent dream where he discovered an alien civilization transported through a black hole into his morning coffee, then the dream about being a time traveler where everyone in the future was angry at him for something he had yet to do and finally the dream about the great squirrel revolution where his dog became a national hero. On returning from his first tour, he was fired after complaints of not seeing Hollywood celebrity landmarks, but some on the tour that day believed they might have just been traveling inside another one of Martin Baker’s dreams.